PRINCE CHARMING

Stopping at a convenience store I frequent for gas and coffee,
I arrive at the register to pay.
The guy behind the counter sees me here several times a week.
“Hey, you married?”
“Ah, no.”
“You have boyfriend?”
“Ah, no.”
“What, you not like men? You lesbian?”
“Ah, no.”
“Then you go on date with me. I’m prince in Pakistan, you date me.”
“Ah, no…. thank you.”
“Why not? You don’t have man. Why you not date me?”
“No, thank you. Gotta go.”
So much for frequenting the most convenient store,
My routine is now screwed up.
You suck prince charming.

©KKW 2009